Octo-Rump Chronicles

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

greatest hash tag ever.

pr0hibited:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is my favorite video ever oh my god you don’t understand

eronlovesyaoi:

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

shit yes. i want 50

aaaaaand on that note

Day 10

10. What are your beliefs on an Afterlife?

Always kinda thought that when you die you actually wake up.

lamaisongraygarden:

(via . | la maison anglaise)
my future mothering skills

my future mothering skills

gpoy

gpoy

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

sugarhoneybeehair:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

YASSS HUNY!