Octo-Rump Chronicles
theonion:

Report: Middle Class Running Dangerously Low On Things To Be Squeezed Out Of

gothiccharmschool:

brynja-storm:

flightoffuturedayss:

brynja-storm:

But wait…bartender witches. Down on your luck? Here, have a shot of enchanted Goldschlager.
Need a fresh start? Have a lemon and rosemary margarita. Need a good harvest? Have a wheat ale.
Bartender witches.

someone please write this, lord!

That’s the plan, actually.

I love everything about this, and it might be the only good reason to own a bottle of Goldschlager.

charlesbronsonpinchot

foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

germangirlfriend:

clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

#goals

Silver Alert on the Garden State Parkway

germangirlfriend:

clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

#goals

Silver Alert on the Garden State Parkway

pettanco:

the high seas are callin my name

pettanco:

the high seas are callin my name